function getToday() {
    var d = new Date();
    return ["Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday",
    "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday"][d.getDay()] + " " +
    ["January", "February", "March", "April", "May",
    "June", "July", "August", "September", "October",
    "November", "December"][d.getMonth()] + " " +
    d.getDate() + ", " + d.getFullYear();
  }
  function printToday() { document.write(getToday()); }